>>3687151
Hi there, glad to see you. I'm not good in english thought.

I'm not really into social webs and memes but as I know the majority of memes in Russia are the same translated from English memes from Facebook.
Что за набеги иностранцев в последнее время?

>>3687153
How about "like into the bucket" or evilcat? I think it a good one memes.

>>3687151

ЕВПОЧЯ = если вы понимаете, о чём я = if you understand what I'm talking about

>>3687152
You're better with English than I am with Russian, though.

>>3687155
Ты не прав.
ЕВПОЧА = IYKWIM = If you know what i mean.
Тоже очень распространенный мем оттуда.
>>3687154
I wouldn't say it's a russian meme. More like iichan's meme, I suppose.

>>3687159
Like iichan not russia. You say it like iichan some gensokyo bord.

I'm afraid of Chiyo-Dad.

>>3687153
No. Go to 2сh.hk please.
>>3687151
The main meme here is Baka Cirno and Evilcat.

>>3687160

It's not.

>>3687160
I was trying to say this memes are very specific. Very few russians will understand you (which are actually know it just from here).
By russian memes I understand memes, which you could know because you are russian, not because you're a user of some little bord.

>>3687165
Flycatcher (lol i think i spit it wrong) centipeda venerina also. Some guys used her to spam threads.

>>3687165
If I'd come here from 2.hk, I guess I would know much more about memes, wouldn't I?
Here goes iichan's kindness.

>>3687168

Local meme.

>>3687151
You have to know peka-face then. I can't post it here because mod don't like it. Every russian child know it or at least see it. He is very popular.

>>3687169

It's not iichan's, it's just a random schoolboy (at least mentally) with communication and self estimation problems.

>>3687151
How do you type if everything is upside down where you live?

>>3687172
You write some sad story of your life and post peka-face. Thats how it works.

>>3687172
Oh, I know of "peka face". I saw Russians (presumably) posting it seemingly out of context from time to time. It's obvious it's supposed to represent smugness on the part of the poster, but is there a deeper meaning to it?
And I'm sorry for not replying to other posters. I'm drunk and grinding swordsluts.
By the way, do Russians play Toulove?

>>3687172
If mod-tyan would starting to like it, iichan will become 2.hk.
Also, peka-face is also non-russian meme, actually.

>>3687151
Well, maybe you should use lurkmore? It was founded like mems wiki at least.

>>3687176
Depending on face on it, it can represent sad or butthert though.

>thread

>>3687165
TOUHOUFORCER detected.

If you want to know russia-wide meme, not of this board, than only thing that comes to my mind is mnogokhodovochka which can be mentioned when government yet again fucks up.
Iichan is pretty much autistic board, not much comes here from the outside world.

>>3687183

>outside world

>>3687177

>tyan

Ты чего?

>>3687151
Assuming you are not a troll, I gotta say that you picked a wrong imageboard to pick up some memes. This particular board is one of the "anti" resources. Aside from that, there are little to none unique russian memes, most of them based on mixing different languages in, well, wrong proportions. Others are just a corruption of other memes.
Some things that don't fall in these categories:
ХУИТА — Just a photo of one particular video game critic, often used in form of his head photoshopped anywhere. The meaning is simple - huge disapproval of something. In fact, usage of this meme is very simple due to special rules bypassing russian grammar: Despite base being "ху(и/й)", you just ram "та" [tɑː] part to any word that doesn't end with it in general.
Состоит из: (Consist of:). Then you drop the "tags" to describe a thing. For example, "2ch consist of: shit, utter shit, piss, dirt, useless bumps and scholars".
Photon box — usually comes in form of photoshopped match box. Used when opponent is screw up physics/basic logic, especially in quantum physics chats.
Запили/выпили дверь [zapili:/vyipili: dver'] (Literally, saw/unsaw the door, but real meaning is "Make it" in first shape and "Get the fuck out/Delete that shit" in second one. Source is a video with two policemen talking with very motivated and, most likely, drugged guy after breaching his door. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4EL0RPDX8A
The real beauty of russian imageboards comes from big fucking copypaste universal answers, but with these, it will become giant wall in no time.
>>3687176
This face was used to represent PC gamer (ПК in russian, hence ПеКа [Pæ:ka]). Still, it's just a mutation of "Awesome" smile series.

>>3687194

> (Consist of:). Then you drop the "tags" to describe a thing.

Isn't that an old 4chan meme? Well, you did say many Russian memes are adaptations…

> The real beauty of russian imageboards comes from big fucking copypaste universal answers, but with these, it will become giant wall in no time.

Sorry, what?

>>3687204
If you got time and ready to kill some time with google translate, here you go:
http://lurkmore.to/Категория:Копипаста:Архив

London is the capital of Great Britain.

>>3687151

>Aussie
>Aussie
>Aussie

It's time to praise the Gods, then! Be faithful to them and may you be happy.

lol

(Dressed or dayǃ) Good morning, Tovaristshs. Australia is in a quiet part of the surface. I Futaba classic colors, A / B / imageboard not like, choose the one that is (a little slow side, but the frequency of the publication of the society, I am happy am). Story? Oh, I know, and Mimi say russkyeǃ According to the grace of God, it is only twice since then, I said, "-breeki to live with you." I do not know

Предлагаю забанить опа

Actually, this site used to be focused on serious discussions hidden behind gibberish and random animuposting, rather than dank menes. I'm not a frequent visitor anymore, but back in the day we used to discuss general relativity and stuff in /a/.
>>3687245
It's hardly a good advice, since google translate uses the statistical approach. No proper human translation of a mene => machine translation turns into pumpkin.

>>3687276
WE ARE ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS FORM

>>3687276

>>3687151
Dear OP, you shoud know that Russian memes-only useless junk. Dont care about dat sh*t, I beg you. This is wrong idea.

>>3687364

So as any other memes.

>>3687374
But Russian memes absolutely useless and unknown.

>>3687379
Dude, at least try actually visit other places before talking shit.

>>3687379

>absolutely useless

Not more useless than any non-russian meme.

>unknown

This adds them even more value.

Russian memes - Great Memes!!1

>>3687387

In fact, in Russia for three years as a no AIB memes , almost all memes steal from sites such as facebook

>Memes

>>3687393
Найс инглишь.

>>3687396
50, то есть. Аж 50.

>>3687396

>>3687396
You can talk about everything on iichan, if you doing it right. Even in these days.

>>3687181

>memes

Slavik's gonna make that policeman zapilit' as many dver' as he has vypilil.

"On /b/", "at /b/", of "in /b/"?

I know I'm being a cunt, but I can't stop giggling at the Engrish. It's not like I can judge, though.
>>3687284

> back in the day we used to discuss general relativity and stuff in /a/

They discussed advanced physics in Raildex threads back when it was hot. I think it's quite typical for imageboards.

>>3687436
As a russian myself, I cannot stop giggling at the Engrish either.
So why don't you talk russian then? Since you're in a Russian website, duh So the others could find something to smile about.

>>3687439
I can't. I'm not bad with Russian, I don't speak it.

>>3687339

>>3687444
Get out then.

>>3687444
Get in then.

>>3687447

>>3687151

>Aussie

Do you like 'upside-down' jokes?

>>3687465
I've probably heard more of them than you did of bears and vodka.

>>3687465
Example?
definitely not OP

>>3687151

>Oh, I know, teach me some Russkie memes!

Cheeky-breeki isn't a meme, actually.
The most notorious one is the 'peka-face' which basically is a yellow cheeky drawn face I can't post on here and greentext-like story written
@
IN THIS FORMAT
@
BOLD TEXT IN ALLCAPS
It's as popular as a sad frog meme. I'd say that peka-face is it's russian equivalent since they both revolve around the same feeling of epiphany and have similar structure.
Lots of memes used on imageboards outside of this site are taken from prison slang. 'Petukh' ('rooster', meaning a raging homosexual), 'parasha' (don't know how to translate this correctly, it's a toilet in a prison cell, meaning an utterly disgusting place), etc. Trust me, these are even more dumb than cuck-like shitposting on 4chan.
There are lots of other memes, but they are old and not used anymore.
This board you're on is isolated from other russian boards and has unique culture. It has a /jp/ feel to it, it's just as autistic but has less lewd talk.

>>3687174
--> >>3687497
>>3687479
And nobody ever brings up Eltsyn and perestroika, which is a shame.

>>3687497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jHXu86O01w
This song is why I know about this upside-down joke. I hope aussies don't hate them so much for what they have done.

>>3687254

Who is on duty today?

>>3687598
Masha is on duty today. Kolya is absent today.

>>3687151

>Aussie

My condolences regarding Steve Irwin.
Nine years already. What a shame.

>>3687151
Hello there, fellow Australian!
How did you find this board? Like, it's not even that popular in Russia, not to mention other countries. You must really like obscure internet places.

>>3687194
And what about ВОВАН (Vovan)?
Vovan is the guy with two big black plastic bags who loves to collect all the shit (literally) out of the streets. After he collect full bags, he goes home, where all collected are washed into the bath where he swims in it and dreaming how the whole world would become a one full organism of shit and would be consist of it. All world, и "даже небо, и даже Аллах" (even skies, even Allah). This have more popular co-meme. When anyone tells "All like this" or "all have this", then you answer is "и даже Аллах?" (and even Allah?). This could be used like an expression to say that all world would be <smth> with "and even Allah" phrase.
This meme also is a generated by big copypaste.

The second meme would be the one from the XУИТA-man. Once he have a letter with a paste where one stupid kid was asking to make a game. There were lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. And some phrases of there becomes a memes. Such like: "джва года ждал такое <smth>" (two years was waiting to smth like that, "two" is with mistake here); and "чтобы там можно было грабить корованы" (so that you could rob caravans there, "caravans" is misspelled with "o", like c**o**rovans) or simply "грабить корованы" (to rob caravans, make a gang onto caravan). They're using all along. How much you was waiting for me? Two years (misspelled with "ж"). And any question of time. The same about c*o*rovans: - This game is fantastic! - Could you rob corovans there? - No. - It's shitty one than.

>>3687151
Oh, and we have "something in your mouth, check it" meme. It's like - "Sup, guys. Prompt me some animoo with x and x" -"Promt in your mouth, check it out".

>>3687677

> Prompted

>>3687650
>>3687677
This makes no sense to me. At all.

>>3687684
Thats how it is.

>>3687684
Русский интернет бесмысленный и беспощадный - russian internet is meaningless and merciless. This is a meme too, ya know...

>>3687690

>В этом итт треде.

С английским вери бед, как я вижу.
ИТТ = In this tred = В этом треде.
Алсо, ты бы ему еще про Also рассказывал.

>>3687151
Back in 15 years, think you know it already:
When I was 15 I used to take a shit and my dad had been ocasionally hanging out around the toilet asking me why I was so silent. First time I didn't respond so he tried to force open the door shouting: "Why are you keeping silence, what's going on there?" He started swearing and tellong me he's gonna knock down the door, also he used to swear when I forgot to flush the toilet, not only after I took a shit, but even right after the shit left my asshole saying that it stank. He used to tell me: "When I just took a shi I always flush it down and you have to do the same!" One day I was sitting on the toilet and heard that my dad stood right next to the door, so I wipe my ass and got on my knees - there's a chink under the door - so I watch through the chink and see my dad on his knees looking at me through the chink saying: "What's wrong with you? What the hell are you doing there?" By the way dad always drinks some decoction which makes him take a dump often, like 5 times a day, then he complains his ass is sore and farts. That's fucked up! That's a real story I'm not a troll.

>>3687650
В этом итт треде. - In this itt thread (tautology).

Боян - accordion. This means smth like "this shit is very old and wellknown" or "it was posted already itt".

Петросян, Петро-сан - pickrelated. Petrosyan, Petro-san. Unfunny comic with stuid jockes. "Dark Lord of humor" (Тёмный Лорд юмора). Meme used when someone is talking unfunny humor or "Боян".

Горизонт завален - Horizon overwhelmed. When someone make a photo and there too many unnecessary or ugly things. Like pens, keyboards, and old wall-carpet (this is meme too, like "all girls are make "sexy" photos in a front of old soviet ugly wall carpets).

КГ/АМ - old meme, means "creative is shit/author is asshole".

Крабе - crab misspelled. Means Putin. He also eats children, for real.

Визитка Яроша - businesscard of Yarosh. Means "yellow press", also it is the most powerful and strong material ever. Yarosh is a leader of ukrainian military nationalists. And once there was a news on TV like his squad killed innocent people from a car and his car was blowed up. Why do they think it was his organization car? They showed it - in fully burned car to the ashes there was new business cards of "Right Sector" with Yarosh face on it. The ridiculousness of this situation born this meme.

Ни единого разрыва - Not even one disconnect. The same as "saw/unsaw door" story. Man make a call to the tech-support and screaming about his problem in a very stupid and repetative way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc1v0W6a3Bk

Салат меня бесит - salad is making me mad. Interview with autistic school-boy. He sayd that with no purpose. Even questions was about other things. He says after that "and tea is great, i feel like a human again"). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx9r9Ttw4IY

There also lots of other little and unfunny memes. Lots of local too for sure.

>>3687698
Так в тавтологии и суть же. "В этом итт треде".

>>3687703
Визитка Яроша - this is politics, not a meme. And have nothing to do with AIB. You gonna dig out every shitty political agitprop from the both sides from the last two years? Pls go to 2ch or 4ch.

>>3687686
No, I meant your English. Your post lacks coherence to the point I don't get what you were talking about.

>>3687716
Don't know it and never learned for purpose (only reading some books, but about "times" and other things don't know at all), sorry.

>>3687712
Чики-брики и прочее тоже не с борд. Просили вообще общие интернет мемы.

>>3687716
Обесните ему тогда нормальным инглишем, плс.

You're all talking about outdated maymays. Some of them is not bad but old enough and rarely used nowadays. Some is just shit nobody cares about.
And so iichan isn't a place for maymays, it's for bakaing. If you want fresh and cool meymays just search on google "4chan site:v%%k.c%%om"

>>3687723
I found some
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Copypaste_of_Vovan&diff=prev&oldid=691719

>>3687731
All new memes are translated english memes. So...

>>3687735
But no, translation there is very bad and "free retelling". However, "some" of the core of it understandable.

>>3687737
Are you sure? What's about
pancaky pancake (blin blinskiy r:блин блинский)
difficult spoof (slozhiy prikol r:сложный прикол)
and so on. i couldn't say more, because i'm not maymays person, but i know that there is something more It's definitly not translated.

>>3687767

>new menes

Why anyone doesn't exploit Nep's "yukkuri shitteitte ne" face?

>>3687699
Oh yean, this also can't be called translated memes alongside with "don't open up this subject r:не стоит вскрывать эту тему" and "well. let's tear down piece by piece what you had wrote r:ну давай разберем по частям, что ты написал"

>>3687780
Oh,
don't exploit

Why did nobody mentioned one of the famous russian memes such as:
UNITY ULTRAHARDCORE MYTISHI x359x - ультрахардкор мытищи 359
"we kill in our hood for that question" - за такие вопросы у меня во дворе убивают нахер
"asshole, maotherfucker" - ублюдок, мать твою
and rare iichan memes some of them forced as furrk. Hope I don't get ban for that post:
"propose to ban op" - предлагаю забанить опа
"like in bucket" - как в ведро
"sourly" - кисленько
"touhouforcer" - тохофорсер
"choch(ЧОЧ)" - deleted thread and error 404.

Memes were a mistake.

>>3687817

> we kill in our hood for that question

PEEZDOOS! - Awww shiit!
And only then goes - we kill in our hood for that question

Noone mentione "pit bull" meme, it very popular meme! Usualy uses like:

• "Do you know the meanining of something"
• "Pit bull".

It can be anything in answer to meaning, there only must be space between the letters.

>>3687832

>>3687767
Это тоже старые.

And thats ultimately funny meme.
Grandson asks: Hey, grandpa, look! Dog is sitting!

Grandfather: lol.

Everybody laught and proigrivayut (losing) when they see that picture.

>>3687817

>"asshole, maotherfucker" - ублюдок, мать твою

Это нужно пояснять полностью. И с видео желательно. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T14wRgVrVEE

>>3687817
A poyasneniya gde?

• Какие ваши доказательства? (What your evidences?)
• Кокаинум. (Cocainum)

From Shwartz film Red Heat, where accent so funny and prononciation horrible.
Here it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tknwLFKaNRk

If you have time to spend look in this thread: http://iichan.hk/m/res/29646.html This is some thread library of /m (macross and copypaste), not full but usefull.

>>3687151
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk4PedGOn28
Here is present thee Зелёный Слоник (Green Elephant), a Russian trash movie made in 1999 and featuring shit, cool stories, сoprophagia, homosexual necrobuttfuck and other peculiarities of male friendship in Russian prison. The two main characters Пахом (Pakhom) and Братишка (Brateeshka, literally "little bro") have become memes, their faces and most famous phrases can be seen in hundreds of copypastas and macros. Enjoy your stay, memelord :^)

Вы тут так активно просвещаете ОПа, он вообще отписался хоть раз?

>>3687867
Он давно свалил, лол.

>>3687868
Вот и я так подумал.

>>3687867
ОП ушёл спать, очевидно же вверх ногами.

>>3687871
Он Фландре?

>>3687867
Там ещё кто-то был кроме него.

>>3687889
Он австралиец.

>>3687890
Австралийцы не спят верхногами, они же не индийцы. Австралийцы спят на потолке, как Фландре

http://on.iichan.hk/tran/arch/res/6191.html#7020
http://on.iichan.hk/tran/arch/res/6191.html#7171

>>3687910
Ты и вправду думаешь, что ОП иностранец?

>>3687920
Да какая разница.

>>3687926
Какая разница между /b/ и /tran/? Действительно.

>>3688572
> tyan
Для филиала /a/ это все же как-то слишком.

I don't like m*m*s.

>>3688741
You don't like memes? You have the head problemes!

I have to say, mates, that your English is so bad I don't get you at all. Nips are way better with the language, and that's the peoples who spawned the mene about bad English.

>>3689080
Then go to damn English forums already. This is a RUSSIAN website, smart ass, so people here are not supposed to talk English at all.

>>3689080
We can't help ourselves. The majority of Russians learnt English 5-10 years ago.

>>3689080

>mene

Тебе, тебе.

>>3689084
Why so defensive?

>>3687430
On and in.

I'm suggesting to ban OP.

>>3689080
Man, you have visited the wrong site. Here we are talking about Touhou girls and asking each other childish and stupid questions. This place is not meant for English experts.

I'm suggesting to bite OP.